I’m too shy to get on stage and auction myself, but that doesn’t stop my principal, teacher, and a coach from bidding on me.
F stands for Fail.
That became readily apparent when I biffed my final semester of high school, and had to spend an extra semester finishing those classes.
Despite being ready to break free and never set foot in that school again, I volunteer to help with the fundraiser for the fire department, which forces me to be in the building one last time.
And it turns out, I still have lessons to learn…like that F can stand for a lot of other things, namely, what the principal, art teacher, and coach want to do to me!
But do they want to do it Forever?
If you love dirty-talking men who have over-the-top ideas of how to please their woman and want to give her babies, volunteer to help at the Christmas Cherry Auction!